You boys aren’t nerds, are you?
Because this isn’t the nerd taxi.
whodrankarnoldpalmer
joined 2 days ago
Standing in the middle of a fully stocked supermarket saying, “well, I guess this is it. We have no choice but to kill and eat each other.”
Sodium citrate is the ingredient responsible for helping regular cheese to melt into a smooth, creamy sauce- it has the chemical formula Na₃C₆H₅O₇.
This is indeed how that sorta shit starts.
Worse, Americans also seem to have forgotten how to make that sort of shit end. Everyone agreed on what to do with Nazis 80 years ago.
“Tyranny” over the people doing nothing but handwringing. The majority could at least try to make it harder for them?
In the time I’ve been waiting for Skywind to release, I:
Met my future wife
Started grad school
Got engaged
Finished my Masters’
Got married
Bought a condo
Published two textbooks
Started a doctorate
Became a dad
Sold a condo
Bought a house
Finished my PhD
Got tenure
Started sending my kid to preschool
Not sure, but someone’s probably going to find me on the 8th hole wrapped in plastic.
I feel bullied by this question
I have a feeling you would absolutely love “The Gargoyle” by Andrew Davidson.
Immediately after the tuna salad sandwich. Heck, treat yourself to a big glass of milk with those cookies, too.
Supermarket jalapeños these days are really lacking in heat- I’ve done zero research on this but 15, 20 years ago they had much more of a kick.
If you genuinely believe in this and haven’t taken action, you’re a huge coward.