I believe what you are looking for is called the unbearable weight of massive talent.
thegr8goldfish
Beakman's World
Why? A majority of people support doing more to address climate change but the powers that be don't represent the interests of anyone except the people that are actively trying to make it worse.
People that do this are inviting you to join the call. Announce yourself and ask what the caller is wearing.
They are literally strapped to enough explosives to kill them many times over. It may not require any skill, but it is certainly dangerous.
Gribble for President!
Supposing Stargate technology exists, you could conceivably control an entire galaxy, but that is proposing the existence of technology incompatible with our best understanding of the universe. Realistically the solar system will probably be the limit of my empire.
I'm totally ignorant about these robotaxis. Are they at least painted with warning colors so we can get out of the way ?
Pretty sure I have this square on by End Times Bingo card.
Musk reaction video:
I like Mark Cuban for the whole https://www.costplusdrugs.com/ thing he's doing. I have no idea whether or not he's a decent guy, but this is a decent thing to do, so I give him the benefit of the doubt.
I'm certain it was 100% just like the weird al biography.