Why should Chernobyl get the only awesome HBO miniseries?
thefartographer
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DO look up! It'll be glorious
Because until EVERYONE is remote no one is remote. SPREAD THE MISERY! DON'T LET THOSE OTHER CRABS OUT OF THE BUCKET!
Uhhh... How many residents of Gulf of Mexico's Northern Neighbors and Their Friends did you poll? I'm guessing the number is either zero or "enough to get the answer you wanted."
We've grown beyond embarrassed. It's embarrassing when you're sat at a table with a child who loudly announces that they've shat themselves. But now we're at the point where that child hired their friends to hold you hostage while they rub shit on everyone else at the table.
We still are a bit embarrassed, but now we're mostly disgusted, depressed, and terrified.
Not if we don't wake up!
Buying a CyberTruck is the equivalent of digging up John DeLorean, filling his corpse with bags of cocaine, strapping him to the front of a DeLorean that's been modified to shoot sparks into the gas tank when a moisture sensor is triggered, and then drive said cocaine death-trap into schools and other public services.
This might be a slight exaggeration, but it's pretty much literally exactly that.
Eggs are still expensive, sacrifice more!!!
He does not have genitalia nor a digestive system. While humans have those and experience things such as hunger, horniness, and diarrhea; Captain Planet just itches inside all those areas. Deep inside. Unreachable. An itchiness that starts off dull and tingling, becomes nagging, and eventually crawling and burning.
Fuck.
Thank you.
Also, how could I have forgotten this gem
Oh my God, am I seriously the only one who thought that's what the Obama comment was? Seriously, what's the meaning that I'm not getting?
When I dispose of my hard drives, I encrypt whatever data is on it with a drill. I've also used an AR-15, a .45 1911, an axe, and a screwdriver.
It turns out you reasonably prevent unintentional data leaks with almost anything and a can-do attitude.
Sure, I could encrypt the data using software. But hear me out: bzzz, bang bang, whomp, clink clink clink.