spykee

joined 1 week ago
[–] spykee@lemmings.world 3 points 1 week ago

Microsoft, bro you gave all of those platforms to them yourself!
Wouldn't they think they'd be rude to you, if they did not use what you gave them the morning after the night you slept with them?

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 14 points 1 week ago

No, it is a sign of respect. The human is asking permission to enter my dominion.
Source : I am an animal (in bed), according to my girlfriend.... Specifically a pig, according to my wife.

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 4 points 1 week ago

Make Internet Great Again!

[–] spykee@lemmings.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As popular as that swamp?
Oh fuck no dude. Let's fucking not