spurmac

joined 2 years ago
[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 3 points 1 year ago

The tape says "keep out" but there's clearly been an intruder... I'm gonna go in and investigate!

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 2 points 1 year ago

Ah, yet another forbidden yet perfect phone wallpaper...

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 5 points 2 years ago

Hello yes officer, I'd like to both turn myself in and be pinned down for resisting arrest if possible...

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 4 points 2 years ago

I don't tell on her, she doesn't tell on me...

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 1 points 2 years ago

Why do I feel like Nishikata is just holding his breath under her tube embarrassed about grabbing and pulling her underwater...

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 3 points 2 years ago

"I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me" - literally anyone seeing a pregnant loli for the first time...

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 5 points 2 years ago

I'm gonna go plant some trees... Happy Belated Arbor Day!!!

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 12 points 2 years ago

"I'd shake your hand, but I can see you've been busy keeping the internet clean..."

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Who would ever wanna travel without their loli on their lap? 😭

[–] spurmac@burggit.moe 2 points 2 years ago

I've never understood the IMPLICATION better...