servobobo

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[–] servobobo 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"If it's not an npm package it's impossible"

- JS devs, probably

[–] servobobo 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Surely we could optimize the return value with a switch statement and store the result as an integer to hide the compiler warning about our clearly correct code:

internal static bool AreBooleansEqual(bool orig, bool val)
{
    int result;
    if(orig) 
    {
        if(val)
        {
            result = 0;
        }
        else
        {
            result = 1;
        }
    }
    else
    {
        if(val)
        {
            result = 1;
        }
        else
        {
            result = 0;
        }
    }
    switch (result)
    {
         case(1):
             return true;
         case(0):
             return false;
         default:
             return AreBooleansEqual(orig, val);
    }
}

New LOC: 35

[–] servobobo 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

A satirical fascist setting attracts real fascists who're too dumb to realize it's a satire, story as old as time.

[–] servobobo 6 points 8 months ago

It's just one more exawatt what's the harm in that, I promise I'll quit after that. Just one more zettawatt please.

[–] servobobo 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Doesn't even need to generate actual wealth, as speculation about future wealth is enough for the market.

[–] servobobo 10 points 8 months ago (10 children)

Quacks get banned/shunned because they're usually obnoxious and abusive, not because they hold fringe ideas. If it was only the latter they'd fit right in in most fields.

[–] servobobo 17 points 8 months ago

It's in Google's interest to keep Firefox/Mozilla alive to skirt antitrust laws, so any backdoor deal would be more making Chrome alternatives not look too attractive while keeping them on life support.

[–] servobobo 27 points 9 months ago

Oh nice he has the same calendar that the shops near me use!

[–] servobobo 62 points 9 months ago (3 children)

How is a billionaire manchild in charge any better, at least a government is accountable to the people.

[–] servobobo 4 points 9 months ago

Centralized service with servers in the US, requires a phone number to create an account, and tech bros like it. "0% chance" 100% confirmed.

[–] servobobo 31 points 9 months ago (2 children)

He's going to make a deal with the nazis, isn't he.

[–] servobobo 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you're already looking for something odds are you'll buy it anyway, so better show you ads for something else to extract maximal value.

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