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That shaved ape moron Dan Bongino is that high? Times is bleak

YES. This whole performative "Me stepping down and letting some right wing stooge replace me will really inspire people" bullshit has to come to an end. They're just conceding defeat, fucking forfeiting, when that's the last goddamned thing we need from our civil servants! .. you're not fucking helping!

These people need to understand this quickly, like yesterday: This whole "protesting by stepping down" thing, doesn't help a damn thing. These mass resignations only embolden the shitheads to continue breaking the law with no fear of reprisal

We're gonna be setting new records every week under this administration, not records to be proud of, but.. yeah.

Cool. Just renamed my apartment "The REAL United States of America". Every room is now a new state. The guest bathroom is obviously "New Ohio". There. See how much that lowered egg prices?

The few similar to this I've seen at my bus stop I write over with "FREE LUIGI" in marker. They've been putting them up at least frequency, like to believe I'm winning son

Well there's my other reason for not watching the bullshit game we're getting this year, the other reasons of course being fuck the Eagles and FUUUUUUUCK the Chiefs

Oh no! Anyway..

I'm not religious in the slightest, but if there's any one sect of Christianity I find remotely "BASED", it's the Quakers. Instances like this, the fact that they're anti-war as well, that's just cool as hell. They seem to be the only group that practices what they preach. Also, John K Samson from The Weakerthans is a Quaker, so that's a bonus in my book

2025 is the most doomer pilled year already and we're not even out of fucking January. Gonna rock my Baker jersey on SB Sunday, but I've already agreed with my wife that I'll eat wings and watch Twilight with her.

This is going to be the first Super Bowl in my 45 years that I'm actively boycotting. I hate both the Chiefs and the Eagles with the infinite energy of a thousand suns. Fuck. This. Bullshit

Couldn't agree more. Freddy Got Fingered is the cultest of classics. RedLetterMedia's take on it is great (YouTube link not provided)