neudke

joined 2 years ago
[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 68 points 1 month ago

i don't really accept the apology. 196 is not the mod team and you clearly do not have the capacity to maintain a community. please leave and do not come back to LBZ. i enjoying having my funny little people on my phone here and you have not been very funny so kindly stop the car because you are an underage driver. let someone who does not hit curbs or go up a one way street take the wheel thanks also please let the door hit you on the way out

 
 
[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

the cheese is under the sauce

 
[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

 
[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!

[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

yeah don't threaten me with a good time

 
 
 
[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

percussive maintenance

 

not alone***

[–] neudke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 years ago

the wizards should stay in their ivory towers and out of our bedrooms. it is my human right to pay someone to come twist whatever part of my body i or they damn well please

 
 

tell me how are you feeling today

i am feeling confident and frightened

 

nobody will apply because this is vista paint not xp paint. i don't care how big the monitor is

 
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