That's a nice one!
nerv
joined 2 months ago
I provided myself with sustenance to face the rest of my work day... FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Glory to your house! There is force to be found seeking allies!
This reminds of a joke.
You know where a 500kg gorilla sits?
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Wherever he sees fit.
Are you willing to argue with him about it?
Polyamorous relation, I'd risk.
Personally knew a situation where after having two children, the sex drive of the mother simply disappeared. The couple still loved each other and being relatively young, the woman did not want her husband to be deprived of sex for the rest of his life or, evem worst, resort to infidelity or risky intercourse with professionals.
The solution was to find a second woman to become part of the household, to which the wife actively vetted and aproved. It worked.
So, OP, unless you can muster up a really crazy story, I'm pretty hard to impress.
I can accept when it about messing with the installation but a lightbulb? Those are made to be easy to replace. It's a screw and a threaded socket, 95% of the case. Unless someone is purposefully trying to do something wrong, the risk close to none.
How do you rotate a cat? What does it imply? Because the first association in my mind was akin to rotating the tyres on a car, to even out the wear. And that must be wrong.
Waiting to read the remaining.
I wasn't expecting this, considering the bad conotation associated with chastity belts, but it is good to know there is still room for consensual play.
Hope to see more.
Glory to their house, for the dedication to their cause!