mrgreyeyes

joined 2 years ago
[–] mrgreyeyes 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I was going to send this to my colleagues, but then I read the last line.

[–] mrgreyeyes 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We all know where that ends.

[–] mrgreyeyes 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're still friends? I thought the romance was over?

[–] mrgreyeyes 14 points 1 year ago

Russia: "Go attack the west with these kaboom sticks"

Belarus: "You sure...?"

[–] mrgreyeyes 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ask any wannebe pro athlete: You can't steal talent.

[–] mrgreyeyes 11 points 1 year ago

The billionaires know if he gets elected now they have enough levdridge to get a perpetual get out of jail card.

[–] mrgreyeyes 7 points 1 year ago

You can invoke it with "speaker of the house" privileges.

[–] mrgreyeyes 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have Google A.I. for that.

[–] mrgreyeyes 65 points 1 year ago (8 children)

To Degoba, I must fuck off.

[–] mrgreyeyes 3 points 1 year ago

Ben Affleck's Bat Man

[–] mrgreyeyes 1 points 1 year ago

Automated Intraveneus Viagra Pump.

It's like a petrified oak-branch ready to go.

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