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Ooh, I have a good one. While I was asleep my brain came up with "Late'n'Baked" which was some kind of instant foodstuff for stoners along the lines of Huel. This was apparently funny enough to wake me up.

I have no mouth and I must screamdeck

No, you totally can dive into a pile of gold and swim in it and they should definitely all try it. It works better the higher the diving board is.

I will be very sad when my 16 yo Sony Bravia TV dies

For me its: "There are two ways I could go about this and there's no way I could possibly be expected to choose which one". I guess thats just a variant of top left though.

When I saw the trailer to Shutter Island, a film about a detective trying to solve a murder at a mysterious and secluded mental institution, I immediately guessed that the twist was going to be that the detective was actually a patient the whole time. This made me decide that I didn't need to watch it and I never looked up a plot summary so I've no idea if I'm right.

But why is the 20 years ago picture Win 8 and the today picture is XP?

"Fucking finally!"

• grasshopper after waiting 100 million years for grass to evolve

I don't fear skilled professionals using GenAI to boost their productivity. I do fear organisations using GenAI to replace skilled professionals

I'm almost never willing to pay current AAA game prices for a game that it's possible I'll be bored with after a few hours. I'd much rather spend the same amount on 3 or 4 well-reviewed indie games as the chances are I'll get at least one game amongst them that I'll enjoy investing my time into.

In the UK we at least still have most of the residual EU consumer protection law in place, so a lot of this kind of stuff that's common in the US would be illegal here. That said, companies still manage to innovate new ways to screw the consumer all the time.

I find it ridiculous that MPs, gov agencies, etc still have active twitter accounts at this point.