lemmycdatass

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Someone pulled the trashcan into the stall and shat in it! in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

They mad at you. What you do?

Potash is eternal in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

Mmm, potash. Best when boofed.

I'm as white as snow but I'm still not white enough to eat this. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 7 months ago

White enough to post this though... 😎

Nice Gloves in c/bodypaint@lemmynsfw.com
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 7 months ago

Darth Fireball Candy cuz I want to lick but it will burn

Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com -1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

No. Can you? How does OP know this about 1000 civilians? Don't get me wrong. Fuck the Israeli government and it's indiscriminate murder, but also fuck the lies. Speak truth.

Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
I hope you don't have any plans this evening. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 7 months ago

Is this EST, PDT, Australish? Need to plan my pooping.

hmmm in c/hmmm@lemmy.world
Droop your perfect name for her in c/aigen@lemmynsfw.com
We can do better. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago

Complaining isn't a right, it's a privilege, which I will demonstrate now. Your comment made my eye twitch due to its asininity. Good day sir, madam, or theydom.

It doesn't exist once you step out of the shower in c/adhd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You skipped a few steps. First, throw the bottle out of the shower on to the floor so that you see it when you get out. Then, see the bottle on the floor when you get out and remember why it's there. Now, place that bottle somewhere to remind yourself to buy more. Lastly, realize that you forgot to wash your junk because of that whole empty bottle situation while eating lunch and smelling funk.

Bet there's a real story like this out there somewhere in c/funny@sh.itjust.works
[–] lemmycdatass@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 year ago

"Me" shouldn't be allowed to do adult things

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