laserwash2000

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[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

One thing’s for sure: a chicken slapped at 3726 mph won’t be very tasty. Or look too good.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

Are you sure? The numbers in the ~~tweet~~ reddit post talk about total mass and heat capacity. So I think that means the entire bulk has that average temperature.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (11 children)

The chicken has to exceed the boiling point of water for it to be cooked? Unless we’re making chicken caramels, I don’t think so.

Doing some math, I think it works out to 6,242 slaps or a single slap at 1,939 mph. Much more attainable.

[–] laserwash2000@sh.itjust.works 28 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

https://copypastatext.com/ask-the-gym-receptionist-if-their-gym-is-based-or-cringe/

It’s apparently an AI-generated copypasta that is based word for word on an actual 4chan post about a gym being based or cringe, but the AI just replaced based with creepy and cringe with wet.