Yeah, the murder (and partial consumption) of the brothers De Witt was more or less the January 6th of the Dutch golden age. It's part of the reason why The Netherlands is a monarchy now rather than a republic. (Admiral is a pretty good movie about what was going on politically.)
But eat the rich, and all that!
Parliamentary democracy with proportional representation, affordable healthcare, affordable education, great roads and infrastructure with lots of cycling lanes, shops near homes, better labour laws, more vacation days, maternity leave, social safety net, less gun violence, police trained in de-escalation, affordable phone and internet plans, more affordable healthy food options, more egalitarian culture, none of those pesky hills or mountains, surrounded by countries that make good beer.
Death Race 2050
Imma let you finish, but BeOS is the best microkernel operating system of all time! OF ALL TIME!!!
I don't distrohop or tinker with my Linux install anymore. I just install Linux Mint XFCE edition and don't even bother changing the background.
Day of the Tentacle - PC
We'll have it on the first day of the month, I promise!
Pretty much any object or animal will work. I wouldn't try it with a grizzly bear, though.
Perhaps like the gays they are too precious and we shouldn't encourage them to fight?