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Will it fit in your hand? Will they call it Palm?

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I'm still bitter

It actually takes more delta-V to fire someone into the sun as it takes to fire them out of the solar system. We like efficiency.

They'll meet up with Voyager II for a close flyby in about 156 years. They're the universe's problem now.

There's any number of those kinda skeuomorphic icons that don't have a connection to anyone past, say, a 2000 birth date. Save, Phone, Voicemail, even Email and Camera to an extent. They just know them as a pictogram that means that thing

I had someone take an email they received about a technical problem someone else was having. They then printed it out, highlighted the important part, then scanned it back in as a picture all offset and grainy, then used that picture in a web chat to request help for that third person without direct contact

They were an IT Manager

Make it that they'll move the team to Las Vegas. It's real, it's scary, it's believable

Technically everything comes with a free copy of WinRAR

The Prestige is better

Volla phone seems pretty good, and dual-boots a secure android.

Well, all but one or two important things. But that's why God invented Walmart

Just keep forcing every task through your adrenal glands, I'm sure that's a useful long term strategy

... he says as he does the exact same thing

Wild to go, "That claim about our journalistic integrity is wrong! We're actually far MORE irresponsible than you thought!" And think it's a gotcha