infectoid

I’m still waiting for them to say “this is literally 1984… something something instruction manual”

In the US I thought nuclear was one of the few bipartisan issues they can agree on.

Just uninstalled the app.

If I’m honest I did use it much because my friends mostly don’t encrypt emails.

I did manage to get them all on to Signal, so mostly use that for comms now.

Still use Gmail for email because I’m a corpo bootlicker like my friends.

That sounds like a heartwarming Disney movie.

We’re in more of a human centipede situation.

Remember that time a fake socialist was in power and locked up the real socialists‽

Same.

It’s as close to being a doctor as I’m gonna get.

Start on the dark side.

My biggest gripe with the MP5 is the lack of headphone jack. Thanks a lot Apple for forcing this trend on everyone!!!1!!1

Tel: 58444

Tyres get flatter‽

Northern hemisphere joke?

Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”