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Okay, so let me rebut this point for point:

1. Permission doesn't help when I don't know how
2. I'm terrified that you'll say no, so that doesn't help either
3. Wha- I'm not cute! You're cute! Wait, no, I mean... Sh-shut up!

Yap at me at your own risk. I might shut you up, mouth-to-mouth style.

Hmm, this seems like it might be misinformation. Hang on, let me do some fact checking.

Mmmmmm no, everything checks out, seems perfectly accurate to me.

We do what we must because we can

Ah yes. Infinite suffering.

Potato, tomato. It's nightshade either way.

I have no idea what that abbreviation is supposed to be

I... Still don't get it? How is the flavour profile related at all?

I tried to figure out the acronym before I read the post and landed on "Assigned Llama At Birth".

Boy, was I wrong.

Great Tits with great tits

You know what they say, respecting a human right a day keeps the Haag away!

Me, waking up 1 hour before work: Okay, that gives me time to jerk off, get dressed and get to work.

Me, waking up 4 hours before work: Okay, that gives me time to jerk off, get dressed and get to work.