goldteeth

nah, see, you got

1. self-aggrandizing unelected bureaucrat
2. intentionally sabotaging government programs to make his own vanity project look better
3. blind obsession with deeply-flawed and barely-functional technological monstrosity
4. claims sole credit for his program's achievements despite, at best, hiring the guy that hired the guy that hired the guy to build the schematic that some other guy gave him
5. definitely blackmailing his boss
6. barely committed to his administration's political agenda beyond whatever inflates his own ego
7. nazi cosplay
8. not a real face

dude's not Vader, he's Tarkin. Vance is the moody teenager from bumfuck nowhere who suddenly started sucking the spiteful old warlock's dick despite years of going on about how much he hates his whole deal, likely screwing over his wife in the process, making him Vader. and I guess Obi-Wan is Pope Francis because Vance definitely killed him.

How much food and what is it?

...Did we mention it doubles as a convenient dumping ground for mob snitches?

in case you want to self-host your own algae, I guess

"Give me a waiver to sign. The world has to be educated about blurry face syndrome!"

"Eat your dice, Brennan!"

"I have some real problems with this SVU script. We can't say 'dick wolf' on TV!"

"Frank, are you saying 'soul' or 'hole'?"

well duh, that's how they built the pyramids

Any weapon can be a blunt weapon if you're holding it wrong

Motherfucker looks like he sleeps in a space blanket and knows a lot about the Magna Carta.

man, you love to see a profane obelisk towering over a barren wasteland with some sort of fucked-up sun. nothin says "shit's about to go down" quite like like a fucked-up sun obelisk.

You just summoned, like, 5⅓ Beetlejuices. Beetles Juice?