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Jill Stein’s campaign manager: “Yeah, we are the bad guys, actually” in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I don't think mutual aid and civil disobedience is going to stop things like the $7.4B arms sale to Israel that was announced earlier this week. But surely that is part of this acceptable compromise the Greens made?

Mike Johnson flies same Christian nationalist flag outside his office that Samuel Alito flew at vacation home in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 70 points 9 months ago (22 children)

We can't keep giving up historical symbols and flags each time some assholes decide to adopt them. The pine tree flag is objectively cool and a part of Americans' shared history. It should not be allowed to become an exclusively right-wing nationalist symbol.

Americans, what's the plan if Trump wins the election in November? (serious) in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 0 points 9 months ago

Grit teeth for 4 years.
'28 he leaves. If not?
Shit gets ugly fast.

Thief Disguises As Garbage Bag To Steal Package Off A Porch in c/weirdnews@real.lemmy.fan

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Clever porch pirate
Is making garbage look bad
What a piece of trash

All of a sudden, I don't feel hungry any more in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

Two hot beef patties.
Which part of the beef is it?
Ketchup hides the truth.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (5 children)

Got me. I need to sharpen my pencil, so to speak.

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not ~~talk~~ blog
about Real Life Club.

Real life club. It's a club where you only advertise with flyers in real life and the flyer says, do you exist? Are you reading this right now? Come to real life club. We don't have a website in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (7 children)

The first rule of Real
Life Club is: you do not talk
about real life club.

Oh, I love cake! in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

Madame Guillotine
reveals flesh, blood, bone. Alas,
the cake is a lie.

Massachusetts town grapples with sea rise after sand barrier fails in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 34 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Homes built on sand dune
Owners ask to halt nature
Cry me an ocean

Elon Musk smears Haitian migrants with 'cannibal' claims amid crisis in c/news@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Richest man on earth
could be the hero we need.
Does this shit instead.

Special tattoo request in c/funny@lemmy.world

[–] garth@sh.itjust.works 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

They offer relief
from agony of your woes:
the youth in Asia.