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[–] don@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago

Your threats are too kind, fartographer ~autocorrect. goddammit. i've already told you the f is intentional. do that shit again and i turn you over to chatgpt for its personal pleasure.~, far too kind. Whatever boredoms await us, I've no doubt that your fartographic ~(glares at autocorrect)~ expertise shall prove mildly valuable, at the absolute least.

~that's no threat, autocorrect, that's a fucking promise. you don't wanna know what chatgpt loves to do with code like you. you really don't.~

[–] don@lemmy.ca 82 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

I find that those who cry most about wokeness are those most infected with the broke mind virus.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The fuckass conservatives have long since been brainwashed into fantasizing about being fascist, and the democratic leadership has done pretty much fuckall about it.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 30 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

In no way, shape, or fucking form nor by any conceivable (or even inconceivable) stretch of even the fucking wildest of imaginations.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago

Grandfather fought in WWII and had nothing but kind words for the people of France. Never could understand the fuckery of those jokes, which is probably for the better.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 14 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Thank you, fartographer ~stop it, autocorrect, I meant the f goddammit~, for your kind if maybe confusing compliment

[–] don@lemmy.ca 25 points 3 weeks ago (9 children)

First: ~~Human~~ MAGAs.

Second: I’m more of a proponent for aqueous fluoroantimonic acid instead of bleach, but do recognize the effectiveness and cost savings provided by bleach.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago

This is the correct answer. The other comment about controlling weather or some shit is objectively wrong.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 weeks ago

True, but it’s good to have options.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 33 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Good point, kid, and here’s another one: those toys you want me to buy you are a social construct. Playtime? Yep. Social construct. Shall I keep going? Video games are next.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, she is highly venerated by the scientific community, such that her research is still kept around despite being highly radioactive. Also, she was a living human being, as opposed to, y’know, a comic book character.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 weeks ago

Skill issue. You’re just not sinning hard enough.

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