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Just fat and dumb as fuck.

I hereby officially declare Donald J. Trump ineligible to hold office, under Section Three of the Fourteenth Amendment.

There, I fucking did it. Challenge me in court, you orange bastard.

continuing

I just used the phone number on the back of the device to call them. I found them rather pleasant to deal with and they sent me a free replacement within a couple of days. Good luck, friend.

In other news, water is wet.

Thoughts and prayers.

Seems like they're getting the "freedom of speech" they paid for.