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And now wait for some applejack to ruin it all.

Do I look like I know what a ping file is?

I recently adopted a dog who I want to monitor when I'm away from home. So I got a cheap motion tracking in-home camera with cloud storage, and AI identification for people and pets. The AI functions never fucking worked. I already had a Ring camera.

Did a bit of research after realising the cheapo camera was shit, and went for a eufy stack to replace the Ring doorbell and tbr shitty in-house camera.

I now have:

• eufy Video Doorbell
• eufy HomeBase 3, with an added 1TB of storage
• eufy IndoorCam C220

This gives me

• local storage for both cameras on the HomeBase.
• the HomeBase also gives you local AI for (individual) person, (general) pet, vehicle, and package identification. I haven't tried the vehicle identification.
• streaming in the app for both cameras should work in 2k. I have it set to 1080p. It's good enough for me.
• continuous recording is an option. I have it set to motion alerts because
• the app gives you motion and doorbell alerts. You can configure how much information you want in the notifications, to prevent video's from passing through eufy's servers.

The angry elf?

Even The Daily Show and Last Week Tonight are infuriating. And they're comedy shows. And I don't even live in the US.

... so, the Cybertruck will blow itself up.

... "just before giving control back to the driver"?

So say we all.

Sounds right up my alley though. Thanks. And watchlisted.

This. 👆

Also:

• Dark
• The Leftovers
• Barry

Leggen jullie de zak niet open terug in de snack-lade, dan?

Is this a vlogbrothers reference?

If you haven't seen it yet, I can highly recommend last years The Substance by the same writer/director.