bdjukemgood

joined 2 weeks ago
[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes I wonder if the one voter just didn’t get the memo how their team was voting. Like bro just go with it like you meant to do it.

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Help them investigate someone else. If you are the one they are investigating, shut your mouth.

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

I’ve always wanted to be trapped in a sauna. Sounds lovely.

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I knew that was your pussy before I looked at your user name. Old fan of yours from Reddit. Sexy as always.

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bro yesss I’ve showered twice. Also fuck coming out of the shower still sweating. Also nice camel toe 😅

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Not paying to read that

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

TLDR-Dude was hiding in a barn and fell 30 feet

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (16 children)

Jokes on them. I don’t even want to go to heaven unless I can suck a bag of dicks on the other side of the gates.

[–] bdjukemgood@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Yall are the ones making the whole ass edge slippery?

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