androidul

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Do you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
Do you know anyone in real life that uses Lemmy? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

Absolutely no one

The unvaccinated are now "rare bread" in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 1 points 7 hours ago

they’re going to start selling unvaccinated seeds at the price of gold

Freedumb in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 3 points 7 hours ago

ewwww 🤮

🫥🫨😵

Conservatives push to overturn same-sex marriage: "Just a matter of when" in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 hours ago

wow! What a rollercoaster ride

why are yall so cute? in c/lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 hours ago

haha you got me ❤️

Agencies seek guidance on latest Musk OPM email, with some urging employees to hold off responding in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 22 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

maybe it’s a trap and he just wants them to reply with it’s classified

Life in occupied Ukraine: Russia’s land grab playbook aimed at erasing local identity and russifying “liberated” territories in c/europe@feddit.org
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 5 points 13 hours ago

that’s how the Russkies work. You’ve got proof from the past

why are yall so cute? in c/lesbians@lemmy.blahaj.zone
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

show bob

US attorneys to drop lawsuit accusing SpaceX of immigrant discrimination in c/legalnews@lemmy.zip
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 4 points 13 hours ago

uh ohhh that democracy

Trump fires top military leaders in unprecedented shakeup in c/news@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 4 points 14 hours ago

well they can’t do much… at least not now. He’s still in his highs

Apple Discontinues iPhone SE in c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
[–] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 20 hours ago

will definitely miss the fingerprint. Hope they bring it back somehow or give an option

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Why is Tap to Pay available only for merchants? (developer.apple.com)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/apple_enthusiast@lemmy.world
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I’ve always wondered why was it locked only to merchants, anyone knows?

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Where do you read Apple news? (lemmy.ml)
 

Hi all 👋

I’m just curious what other sources is everyone using to check Apple news, so far I’m constantly checking

  • appleinsider
  • 9to5mac
  • MacRumors

and sometimes iMore.

What are y’all reading?

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Son, I think there’s a hole in your sock (lemmy.ml)
 

“What? No there isn’t!”

“Well then how did your foot get in there?”

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Where do bricks go when they die ? (lemmy.ml)
 

The cementery

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Mom keeps yelling at me to put the toilet seat down (lemmy.ml)
 

Well, why are you carrying it around?

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To be Frank, (lemmy.ml)
 

I’d have to change my name

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My wife always wanted a child with an unusual spelling of a popular name (lemmy.ml)
 

When we had our firstborn, she said, “How about we name him Mark, but with a C?”

I smiled and nodded and then told her I’d take care of everything with the name registration and birth certificate. When my wife looked at the birth certificate a few days later, she was confused.

“Honey”, she said. “Why does this say Cark?”

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Honey, why is there a strange baby in the crib? (lemmy.ml)
 

You told me to change the baby

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Dad pro tip #2 (lemmy.ml)
 

If your baby starts crying, cry twice as loud to assert dominance

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Dad pro tip #3 (lemmy.ml)
 

If you’re tired, a pile of unfolded laundry straight from the dryer is a good place for a nap

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A dad tried to keep his wife happy through labor by telling jokes, (lemmy.ml)
 

but she didn’t laugh once. It was the delivery.

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Dad, can you help me out? (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by androidul@lemmy.ml to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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Sure. Which way did you come in ?

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