amphetaminisiert

joined 2 years ago
[–] amphetaminisiert 1 points 2 years ago
[–] amphetaminisiert 4 points 2 years ago

Just replace sleep and food with amphetamines 💁‍♂️

[–] amphetaminisiert 3 points 2 years ago

That's a bim!

[–] amphetaminisiert 13 points 2 years ago

Dude just get a bidet thing that you can install under your toilet seat. Just get one, don't question it! Best 30 € I've ever spent!

The thing is that with this you don't have to clean your ass anymore, it just does it by itself! You don't have to do anything anymore 💁‍♂️ and it's really not strange to use it. One may think it would feel strange but you'll see. Just get one! Everyone should have one 💁‍♂️😂

[–] amphetaminisiert 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nowadays I use Qwant and it's working great. If you use Google with a VPN it's always asking for captchas 🙃

[–] amphetaminisiert 2 points 2 years ago

Deitsche 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️

[–] amphetaminisiert 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How did you give yourself the black eye? 🤔

[–] amphetaminisiert 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've learned Linux (and vim) just by forcing me to use it. One day I've installed i3 and just used it forcing me to solve my problems by myself haha

[–] amphetaminisiert 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now 🙃😂

[–] amphetaminisiert 5 points 2 years ago

I've been using qwant for a while now and I think it's nice

[–] amphetaminisiert 3 points 2 years ago

They could market flying pandas to save the economy 🤔

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