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Gonna have to find a tractor on uber

I wish my home town had public transportation

For sure, she was nice enough but being potentially solicited at work isn't my idea of a good time lol

Worked as a computer tech in college

We had regular clients that would bring in their ten year old laptops to get "tuned up," which normally consisted of removing whatever interesting malware they'd manage to download

One guy would bring his computer and his lockscreen slideshow and desktop would be a rotation of naked women surfing. I never looked through people's stuff because ick, but after bringing it in multiple times you'd have seen hundreds of them

Another woman had an ancient laptop that'd probably shipped with Windows Vista that was 1 core 1 thread. It was desperately trying to run Windows 10 but was drowning constantly. You could watch the startup processes in task manager in series which was pretty cool

Had a woman deliberately hand me her phone open to her photos with like dozens of nudes while she just talked to me normally about whatever banal up issue she was having with her iPhone. Thinking about it I don't think this was an isolated event

Stuff on the devices is typically less weird than the people

Same thing right?

That's pretty sick, gonna look into it

Considering Texas's major tech hub including FB offices are based in Austin idk what bias they think they're eliminating

You can finance your next phone case for six months

They did get sued by Dominion if that counts

I hate that I laughed

Google says that's a wrestling circuit so no

I used to have a manager named Kelly who had recently divorced a man with the last name Kelly

Kelly Kelly

Still makes me laugh