Zombiebadguy

joined 2 years ago
[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I have no idea why I think this, but I’d say Los Angeles

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sneezed too hard?

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

I knew the next car I would get would be an ev. I also knew that it was not going to be a Tesla.

I do think that Tesla has done a good job for the initial mass adoption of ev’s… but fuck Musk. If the board were smart, they would do everything they could to kick that fuckknuckle off their table, and distance themselves as far from him as possible.

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 3 weeks ago

Personally, I fucking love it when my wife smothers my face, and when she really gets into it, there’s nothing hotter. If I die, it would be with a smile on my face!

I figure if he wanted you to hover, he would probably say hover on his face.

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

This is a two parter: but I have faith!

Have your partner cum on the inside of a light pair of panties, or masturbate and squirt in them, and then go out for something from a convenience store/supermarket and expose your wet knickers to us.

It’s one that might take a bit of work, but it would be very fucking hot

Good luck

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago

Then in all fairness, the spoon is hot as fuck

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Why not riding your dildo in a public toilet until orgasm, and then use the spoon to prepare your husbands gift

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Never been happier

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wetting panties, upskirt pov, in a (semi) public setting

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 month ago

Dude… what the fuck???

[–] Zombiebadguy@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 8 months ago

Edge for 30 minutes yourself in white knickers so we can see how wet they get. You can cum after they’re see-through

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