UrPartnerInCrime

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[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Maybe even better, when they were given a choice between a house or the whole village on fire, some people were like "yeah a flood will stop all this so I'm gunna just bank on one coming" even though there hasn't been any significant rain in a long whole.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Imma be real guys, it can happen. My girlfriend, whos currently sleeping next to me, finally got frustrated enough with me not making a move to knock on my door one night and tell me her feelings. Been almost a year now. So like, it's not impossible.

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 14 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

That's a lot of words to say "I don't understand politics and only care about one single issue"

Ok I stopped being a defeatist, now what?

1942 Nazis were all jacked up on meth as well as being Nazis

Coming from someone who's never been on the 30 under 30

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plus, nearly every MAGAt is armed to the teeth with guns. Starting the violence just gives them the ammo (pun intended) to start the war they want.

Everyone here on both sides knows what's coming. One side is literally foaming at the mouth for it to happen though so they can play put all the fantasies they've dreamt of since they played with finger guns in the back yard.

This is not gunna be fun for the side Lemmy primarily wants to win

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is Wilson. Wilson

He used to live in a separate apartment always outside, under LED lights that were forever on, never covered, and in a small cage with only one toy. He would whistle to me when I was on my walk, and was quiet until he saw me. I knew this cause if I took another way I would never hear him. But if I turned the normal corner he would immediately start doing our whistle

So after a while, I eventually left a note on the people's door and asked to buy him. Well, a week later i got a text askign to meet up in an hour. When I get there they open the door, hand me the bird, and go on thier way.

I don't even know the birds name, but he's mine now.

But long story short(ish), Wilson is the best bird and even non bird people love him. I don't know how to explain it, but he is a whole living conscious person. He immediately flew to my shoulder and stays their pretty often now. He has his own backpack with a perch and comes on road trips. My nephew is now obsessed with and constantly get disciplined by other birds.

Most birds may be assholes, but Wilson is definitely the exception.

They reproduce so much because they forget they had already done it and believe they need to do it or else

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean, for a little the guy on the right would be correct, but the using math you should be able to tell who was actually correct, right?

[–] UrPartnerInCrime@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

By that logic so are clothes but let's not send kids out naked

 
 
 

Got my garage full of diffrent designs, and noticed a couple of my dominus' were lacking a decal. I'm terrible with names, but the jigsaw face, the black base with gold trim wolf, and an old tournament reward kinda like 20xx but I don't think that was it. Had 2 of the last one, one being painted. All gone though. Looked again throughout my invetory, cause maybe I just deselected it on the first car, but knew it was fishy when I noticed the second. Checked my archived items and nothing there

Kinda not cool

 
 

Maybe some alien civilization does know about us, but it slightly afraid since we spec'ed in the war tree instead of space travel.

They kept letting us advance our war machines until one day they needed us. To help stop a greater evil; since they went space exploration instead of guns

 
 
 
 

 
 
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