Artist? I think the job was passed off to the first person passing the bosses desk.
To "wet his beak"
More like smooching the butt trumpet.
Doesn't matter, arm thyself with a flamethrower anyway
You should ask the ones who have.
There's gonna be some really interesting subreddit names in the future then
Err... I meant DUMMIES! These damn dummies in my pocket ...
Much too harsh for this gold-domed "too important to really hold to account" CEO. Perhaps a mildly stern, yet askance look (or two, if the crowd rumbles for more)
If we aim right, we can fertilize our crops while we war.
They do accept small electronics and children, in working order of course.
Mighty broad brush you have there
Someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me. Perhaps clean the cat box, or maybe a little cat sitting. But until that day, accept this justice as a gift on my cat's "don't bug me I'm sleeping" day.
So, breakfast on the Galactica.