SnarkoPolo

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[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

My wife loves a Cosmo.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 14 points 2 days ago

Ah yes, the "school to prison" pipeline, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 54 points 2 days ago (5 children)

A little late.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

Too fast. We never have enough time with them.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It will be back. I think you've got a cat.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 28 points 3 days ago

"I alone can make deals with Ghina! Ghina will cave bigly! The best deals! Deals that are good for everyone, billionaires and multimillionaires alike, believe me!"

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

Your snark is coming right along. For inspiration, Google the great "Ghost Of Eustace Tilley." The master snarkster of the whole damn intertubes.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

That practice isn't rare in authoritarian states. George III, Stalin, Nero, probably Mao. Now TACO.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago

We pay for his health care, better quality than most millionaires could dream of. His team will keep him so full of drugs, and so many secret surgeries, he will live into his 80s. His brain will be last week's taco meat, but he will live.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Those countries should frame his letters and display them in the national museum. Make Taco Boy a laughingstock.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

And if there's no more birthright citizenship, how will any of that help anyway?

At some point very soon, I see everyone having to appear before some official, fill out pages of forms, pay a fee, and take an oath in order to be registered as a citizen.

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemm.ee 1 points 3 days ago

"I don't need no one getting between a man and his betters! Why iffen I was in a union they might not let me work hard enough to support my six kids what we had cause Jesus says!"

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