ScumbagSpruce

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Apollo has finally gone to the App Store in the sky. End of an era. (kbin.social)
 

Apollo has finally gone to the App Store in the sky. End of an era.

#RedditMigration

RIP RIF in c/RedditMigration@kbin.social
[–] ScumbagSpruce@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Apollo died at exactly 7:00pm eastern for me.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? in c/AskKbin@kbin.social
[–] ScumbagSpruce@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Bidets are like a refreshing mini pressure washer for your brown eye. Blasts the peanut butter right out of the shag carpet. Works on all types.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? in c/AskKbin@kbin.social
[–] ScumbagSpruce@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

Savages exist in all corners of the world.

If you know someone who would get poop on their hand and wipe it with paper saying "good enough", they are uncivilized and not to be trusted. And they have a dirty butthole.

Do you wipe sitting or standing? in c/AskKbin@kbin.social
[–] ScumbagSpruce@kbin.social 12 points 2 years ago (9 children)

Bidet. And then one sitting pass to dry.

Wagner mercenary chief calls for armed rebellion against Russian military leadership in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] ScumbagSpruce@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Holy shit. This is big.