SatouKazuma

joined 8 months ago

When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago

Pfft I wish. This is a dogshit Dell PC.

When the product manager rolls in to open a JIRA ticket in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 3 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wow, you guys get 128 GB? I'm just over here suffering with a 32 GB SSD and 4 GB of RAM.

The government doesn't use SQL in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I prefer the term "fElon Musk", considering he literally just stole tens of millions of dollars from the State of New York.

Python 3.14 Lands A New Interpreter With 3~30% Faster Python Code in c/python@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago

At least Python is readable. JS is a crime against humanity.

Python 3.14 Lands A New Interpreter With 3~30% Faster Python Code in c/python@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 1 week ago (4 children)

330% would be crazy impressive.

Specifying file paths in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for educating this dumbass.

Specifying file paths in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

Also the internet belongs on the left

This rings true in more ways than one.

Specifying file paths in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Is there any OS that's fully POSIX-compliant?

*Permanently Deleted* in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP asked for code, not a lecture in number theory.

That said, as someone with a degree in math...I gotta respect this.

DOJ wants Google to sell Chrome and possibly Android, more in c/android@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

I'd love to see Android divested and bought by a non-profit body, but expecting the US to do anything right is several universes too far. America was a mistake...

The US government wants devs to stop using C and C++ in c/programming@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What if I told you the judicial branch is doing its job because it was always evil to begin with?

Censorship is getting out of hand in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] SatouKazuma@programming.dev 26 points 3 months ago (7 children)

Hasn't it been proven unsolvable?

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Looking for a guide to TypeScript for idiots (programming.dev)

submitted 6 months ago by SatouKazuma@programming.dev to c/typescript@programming.dev

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The issue? I'm the idiot. Any suggestions for a guide to JS/TS for someone trying to learn about front-end development.

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Struggling to get interviews (programming.dev)

submitted 8 months ago by SatouKazuma@programming.dev to c/autistic_devs@programming.dev

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Does anyone have tips for getting interviews? I'd like to think I do well enough when I get them since I'm 3-for-3 on offers, but I can't seem to get them. I'm working on shifting out of a big 4 consultancy back to industry either in the civilian space sector or in game dev. But it's hard to puff up my résumé because I'm not much into playing the whole bs game, and autism does me no favours in networking. Suggestions?