SatansInteriorDsgnr

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[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best spot is always right next to the fried chicken bucket.

My two boys were like that in the beginning too. What seemed to help was two of the same dog beds next to each other. Each has his own "space," not necessarily defined, they both sleep in whichever bed interchangeably, but it makes them feel like they have their own space. My dog beds also have a raised pillow section so it feels a little more separate.

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Congrats on cracking your egg! Welcome to the family! A few things that I suggest to start out with is to begin wearing panties under your boy mode clothes. Also paint your toenails. Long flowing skirts are amazing must-haves in your new wardrobe, look for "maxi skirts" and pair them with any old T-shirt and a cardigan for an instant easy girly look!

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (5 children)

The Bible also isn't meant to be real. It's a compendium of stories all put into one book, with tons of different writers. It's akin to The Odyssey and shouldn't be taken literally. Zeus didn't come to Earth as a golden shower to impregnate Danae, and Jesus didn't come back from the dead. They're just fables.

Jada had sex with a friend of her son's. That's about it.

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/category/comic/education-comic/how-to/

These web comics actually taught me a lot about everything.

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

On the left? Nixon. On the right? Ice Spice.

It's called "Sunday Boxing" and it's a joke painting from the show Parks & Rec where it hangs in the fictional Pawnee's City Hall.

This was a very informative painting and article! Thank you for sharing this!

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I also really like, "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt"

[–] SatansInteriorDsgnr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Communication is key. Text her like, "Hey was thinking about you, everything ok with you and Jon?" And let her fill in the open-ended question with whatever she's comfortable telling you about.

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