Holy fuck. Wanted to say you are upping your game but it was already pretty spectacular. You’re keeping it up (pun intended)!
SantaClaus
What a view! Inspired by your own poem:
Roses are red, Violets are blue, The one who I want sitting on top of me is…
Look! Luke’s speeder speeds close to the ground around the AT-AT at the battle of Hoth.
After his gunner got killed by an enemy headshoth.
From one human to another, I don’t wish Senator McConnell any harm. From a policy standpoint, my opinion is that he is an absolute excrement of a politician for whom basic human dignity for the low- and middle income households is very, and I mean very VERY low on the list of priorities, if it’s on there at all. I hope he retires from politics very soon.
I don’t think I mind 😏
I would be a pirate. Because the other word for pirate treasure is Booty. (Beastie boys influence, I guess)
Unwrapping noises
Damn that is sexy, maybe mark as nsfw for oni wan corn porn?
I would dig in so enthousiastically you’d think I was looking for truffles
This meme just isn’t metal enough for me ;)
I would having a… hard time falling asleep to this.