SaltyBarDog

joined 17 hours ago
[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

Go forth with my blessings.

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Comcast story. I had issue with phone and cable working but no internet. I had idiots on tech support keep telling me to restart the router. Me: The phone I am calling you on is connected to the router and will drop this call. After several hours, turns out that internet had been mistakenly canceled by my wife and it took them six months to turn it off.

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

I am guessing it was the second half. "You pulled a three year old account of the mothballs to post something that stupid? Your mother should have gone through with her Planned Parenthood appointment."

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 8 points 7 hours ago (3 children)

I haven't been full banned yet but have grown tired of the amazing levels of stupidity. I caught a temp ban for incivility for writing "Your mother should have gone through with her Planned Parenthood appointment."

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago (5 children)

Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.

[–] SaltyBarDog@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

"I will fix everything by being a dictator on day one."