SARGE

joined 7 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 11 points 3 days ago

Let's burn this bitch down and start over with the common man in mind, and the needs of everyone met.

Or let's go find a new planet. With blackjack, and hookers.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 179 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fight fire with napalm.

Works every time.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago

I've been noticing a lot of trump flags going above the American flag around Ohio.

It's not surprising, but it is very telling.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 16 points 4 days ago

Oh hey, you just described my in-laws. sub a minivan for the truck though.

They sure do love going on about how this nation was founded on "CHRISTIAN principles and beliefs", yet every single word out of their mouths, every vote they cast, every action they take says "if Jesus were in front of me today I'd be the first to grab a nail gun to put that commie-social-Marxist in his place with the other snowflakes".

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I have a bunch of 10+ year old shirts that I got for about $0.93 each on July 5th.

While the faded, cracking, sometime half-gone flags are a little apropos, I only wear them now when I have a hoodie on or something that covers it. And my other shirts get worn first.

It's really hard to find shirts that are comfortable for my body type and sensory issues and 100% cotton...

But every time I see someone with apparel or decals of American flags now, I can usually accurately guess the person's voting habits and how they feel about the fact that gasp people can be gay. And asexual. And bi. And everything in between and around, up down and sideways.

Literally today on my way across the state I encountered a middle aged chucklefuck decked out in a button up top shorts, a hat, and phone case all adorned with the flag, and within 30 seconds of being within earshot I heard 3 different slurs.

Something something PrOuD tO bE AnMuRrIcAn 🤮

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 4 points 4 days ago

"you try proving to the SS you aren't jewish/homosexual/autistic/POC/etc"

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 35 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees

Hands off my forests or I'll shoot your fucking knees.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

As I've said time and time again, me standing up for what's right doesn't matter if I'm standing alone, because then I'm just some lone nut job dead in the street, that nobody will pay attention to.

Organized resistance is effective resistance. Armed minorities are harder to oppress.

Every day the regime reminds us why organization is important.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 2 points 4 days ago

Man, I didn't even know David Bowie was in Ohio that day, let alone the same zoo!

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 4 days ago

Every so often while working retail we would get an out-of-towner in the store while that happens.

They lose their shit and panic.

One time at a sports store, a guy heard the sirens at the checkout counter and just left the cart and booked it for his car. I guess he figured he would outrun anything coming at him...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 33 points 4 days ago (3 children)

The last two places I've lived choose a specific Wednesday of the month to test, and always at noon.

They still test in rain, so every so often you still feel that mild panic again until you look at the clock.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Don't judge until you try some ghost dick for yourself.

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