PrimarilyPrimate

joined 2 years ago
[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago (4 children)

I think that you would just end up with a sticky butt hole.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I don't take the cart out of the store anymore. I really can't afford that many groceries.

I die talking to a manipulative person. This seems doable!

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

"And when my body is taken back home"... The MAGAs will ask if All of the organs were harvested and marketed.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

I don't think that you have anything to worry about, she looks like she enjoys the attention that you give her. You have a kind soul.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I love these pictures of Sandy, she looks so relaxed. You seem to take great care.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I think that it is exactly the same as before you were born.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think that you better get over there.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To tell the age of any horse Inspect the lower jaw of course; The six front teeth the tale will tell, And every doubt and fear dispel.

Two middle nippers you behold Before the colt is two weeks old; Before eight weeks two more will come Eight months: the corners cut the gum.

At two the middle "Nippers" drop: At three the second pair can't stop; When four years old the third pair goes, At five a full new set he shows.

The deep black spots will pass from view At six years from the middle two; The second pair at seven years; At eight the spot each corner clears.

From the middle "Nippers" upper jaw At nine the black spots will withdraw. The second pair at ten are bright; Eleven finds the corners light.

As time goes on the horsemen know The oval teeth three-sided grow; Then longer get - project before - Till twenty, when they know no more."

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

When the dog makes the barf noise.

[–] PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

But we are qualified to work on the farms. Those are the jobs they said that were taken from US citizens not tech jobs.

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