OrionTheElder

joined 6 months ago
[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Ain't that the truth.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It was a donation so I have no idea, but certainly not an ikea one. The frame looks stirdy but the wood has a habit of suddenly and spectacularly failing.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (7 children)

If this wasn't the second time this has happened to this bed I would be tempted to repair it again. I'm going to demonstrate my contempt for it by chopping it up and burning it.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (9 children)

I finished the beds and while I was putting the mattress back on one of them the wooden slats snapped. Now I'll have to dismantle it again and assemble its replacement tomorrow.

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submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by OrionTheElder@lemmy.world to c/Dullsters@dullsters.net
 

I have a day off from work today and I'll be spending it dismantling and then reassembling two beds.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Don't talk to me or my son ever again.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Whatever works, baby.

 

Loki is going splunking.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

The maw of the void

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
 
 
 
[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Playing Halo co-op with my wife.

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

Cats will be cats

[–] OrionTheElder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Jack is a good boy

 

It's also time for the Loki report this week. It's the end of the year so let's see what he has been up to. This week he has...

Climbed up the curtains

Knocked over a wine bottle

Knocked over a table which fell onto some whisky bottles

Attacked everyone's feet

Stole some fillet steak off someones plate

 
 

Edited to correct obvious security blunder. Thanks to everyone for pointing out my school boy mistake. Merry Xmas to all.

 

The long-suffering Jack and his ~~stepbrother~~ nemesis, Loki.

This week Loki has:

Knocked over a ladder

Ate some fried rice that was dropped on the floor

Ate some chicken out of the food bin

Chased his stepbrother out of the house and into a storm

Tripped up Mummy multiple times

 

Loki also had a busy week:

He knocked over the router again

He learned how to open the freezer, so he did

He learned how to switch on the dehumidifier, so he did

He got trapped in a cupboard

He "helped" put up the xmas decorations buy pulling them all down

 
 

It's Loki!

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