Nublets

joined 2 years ago

Trolley problem in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 5 points 4 weeks ago

Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

i see a bad thing i punch the shit out of my kid. pummeling the weakest of us makes me feel good. like i’m drunk but you don’t know what taxes are in c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, don't knock it till you tried it

Cunk on Italy in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Germany: They may have invented fascism but we're better at it!

USA: Hold my beer

Everyone should be armed. in c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

No better way to get a head

Donald Trump projected to win 2024 election in c/politics@lemmy.world

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

No, but the bag I got is about to be an accomplice...

Met a friend in the woods in c/cat@lemmy.world

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

You know the rules, take her home

(OC)(f) do you like my pennywise tattoo 🤡 in c/gonewild@lemmynsfw.com

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Maybe stop moving so I can see it?

taking us back half a century in c/politicalmemes@lemmy.world

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

The right to hate flags! Edit: damn autocorrect...

Anon can't find a good match in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

I look you in the eye and ask you, how long will your cock last between my tits? [OC] [F] in c/hugeboobs@lemmynsfw.com

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Bout half an inch

political violence works and is good sometimes actually in c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Y'all up in here bitchin like you weren't just giggling bout that guillotining billionaires meme

Nose wheel falls off Boeing 757 airliner waiting for takeoff in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Nublets@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It happens