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Yeah....

I get the sentiment, but a raincoat isn't enough on its own. Sure, if you've got a 5 minute commute, you can get there quickly and spend minimal time in the rain.

A 20 minute commute in the pissing rain and you will be arriving soaked from head to toe. Not ideal for most. Yeh if you can shower at work then great, but then you've still got wet clothes you need to dry.

I'm very lucky that I have a 5 minute ride to work, all downhill, so unless the weather is biblical, I don't really have an excuse for taking the car.

As a Brit, I find parts of that article deeply offensive. Pork pies, scotch eggs, black pudding....all delicious.

And what the fuck did the humble bourbon biscuit do to deserve that.

Utter bollocks!

So, how does Nazi cock taste?

In my younger days, I may, or may not, have sent sketches of massive, throbbing, cum-dripping dongs to multiple work locations.

Gotta keep a baggy in the 'ol prison pocket

No you can't!

You volunteering for that job, Sonny Jim?

Fucking cowards!

How do you delete other users posts?

All the laptops I have owned over the last 10 years have a mechanical shutter to cover the camera. None have been Dell.

Get your hand off my penis!