Mojave

I work with military and the more conservative ones are bitch-made and demand to use the properly gendered honorific. Seeing CPT CUMBRAIN as the sign-off on an email doesn't let you know how to address them. Commissioned officers get called either sir or ma'am, and some will turn into cry baby bitches if you don't get it right. They love their pronouns.

Jesus fuck go to a dermatologist

No he's a pornstar

Hey, that's a sign of fungal infections

This is the same shitty 2010 cringe meme as

Here is the chronically online, antisocial teen with autism who's afraid of parties:

Bigger problem is mfs just spend the weekend braindead doomscrolling the internet and don't even want to have parties.