Mister_Haste

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Basil! Are you pretty? Or are you good? You can’t be both, you have to pick one! in c/animals@beehaw.org
[–] Mister_Haste@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

Basil's face is awash in understandable confusion. Basil is pretty. This is obvious. Basil is good. This is also apparent.

Republicans Declare Banning Universal Free School Meals a 2024 Priority in c/news@beehaw.org
[–] Mister_Haste@beehaw.org 1 points 2 years ago

I can just picture Ted Cruz covering his mouth and Muttley laughing while children starve.

Combsposting in c/risa@startrek.website
[–] Mister_Haste@beehaw.org 5 points 2 years ago

This is the quality content I crave! More Combs! More!!!

Republicans Declare Banning Universal Free School Meals a 2024 Priority in c/news@beehaw.org
[–] Mister_Haste@beehaw.org 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I imagine they twirled their mustaches and maniacally laughed while announcing this. How much more cartoonishly villainous can they get?

Dungeons and Drag Queens Debuts a Fabulous, Fearsome Foursome in c/gaming@beehaw.org
[–] Mister_Haste@beehaw.org 10 points 2 years ago

I am so excited for this! Brennan is a god-tier DM and the whole concept is amazing.