LudwigVonPseudonym

joined 1 week ago

Pal, I'm just letting you know your hands are clean. You can take what I said however you like. ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] LudwigVonPseudonym@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I voted for Biden and Harris

Well then, so long as you never spend any money at Trump Casino/Resort Gaza when it opens, you can sleep soundly knowing there's no blood on your hands.

[โ€“] LudwigVonPseudonym@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Camping? Sounds fun! Better watch out for wildlife, though, predators can be vicious. Thankfully, America has an amendment in their constitution which was written specifically for hunters and camping enthusiasts to defend themselves against wild predators.

[โ€“] LudwigVonPseudonym@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (5 children)

So are you planning on staying at the Trump Casino/Resort Gaza after the "construction" is finished? I bet it'll have a nice ocean view!

Gee, that sounds like you're asking me to plan out a crime that someone could prosecute someone for in this day and age. I'll be sure to inform my local Democracy Officer or DOGE official about this conversation, as any upstanding freedom-loving citizen would.

Besides, I've already agreed with you. American cops are definitely trustworthy, and always uphold their duty to protect and serve the American people. Surely they would never harm the citizens they are hired to defend!

[โ€“] LudwigVonPseudonym@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

"Gaza under Democrats"? Gee, I didn't know Biden was the President of Israel!

That's right, folks... They literally think Democrats were in charge of the IDF. Yes, they really are that clueless.

[โ€“] LudwigVonPseudonym@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

You're right. We should trust the police to protect us. After all, it's not like our police departments are filled with right-wingers who have a track record of regularly murdering innocent civilians or anything...

...Oh wait, that's riiiiight...

[โ€“] LudwigVonPseudonym@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Dude... Fuck these weak-ass Democrats. They're too big of pussies to fight Republicans, so instead they pick fights with "allies" like you and I over making stupid jokes.

God, I wish my country's two-party system didn't consist of one party filled with fascist Nazis and the other party filled with easily-offended pussies who would rather eat their own than stand up to the fascist Nazis.

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