Kuragi2

joined 2 years ago
[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 3 months ago

Bury it with himself. Ironically, that'd probably do more good than whatever redistribution he's planning.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"limp dick" has been around for a while.

Personally I prefer to divorce my insults from genital status entirely. They all kinda suck.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 3 months ago

Man, 2 weeks into an IT job, we're doing a presentation and our VP of IT accidentally closed a tab. Felt like a wizard being the only person in the room, somehow, who knew that hotkey.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 4 months ago

I definitely wouldn't consider an injured, even broken, wrist anywhere near as bad as paralysis or death. But also, a stainless steel pan works just fine as a bludgeoning implement, too

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 5 months ago

Quite possibly the most glowing review/recommendation for the book. Clearly a motivated and talented individual, but they STILL need help cooking!

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 6 months ago

Only one way to find out.

Ask him.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 6 months ago
[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Definitely no insecurity talking 😆

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 7 months ago (3 children)

So if she had been out of a relationship for, say, a year, and had bought a box at the start of the time, used half of them on different partners, and then used one with you it'd have been fine? At least from the condom perspective, never mind that she has casual sexual encounters and that's never cool. Good luck on your gymnastics journey.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 7 months ago

Let me ask you this. If she just had a few loose condoms in her purse, would it have turned you off? What about a couple spare in a wallet? The assumption I would make is she bought them to have them handy (hah) not for a specific partner. It's the same as a guy keeping a condom on him.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 43 points 7 months ago (15 children)

Then you look at the uptime. 247 days. No longer have you been elevated. Now you're the vilest of vile. You're the user that lies. You just say what you think we want to hear, don't you? Well, now you're getting put on hold. For as long as your uptime was.

[–] Kuragi2@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think there's also an aspect of, previously we had some ignorance is bliss going about. You didn't know, like we do today, the vast breadth of wealth possible. The near infinite possibilities that some can attain when others are simply struggling to exist. Sure, you had a concept that there are some powerful people with fuck you money out there, but it's beaten into our heads daily now.

It's almost reminiscent of kings and serfs, except that the extent of what's possible for today's "kings" is so vast that the kings of old look like serfs in comparison. The gulf between the ends of the spectrum has only increased, and drastically.

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