Kintarian

I wanted to

Some jokes land and some don't. No big deal.

I hate it when they count down to the last second before the bomb goes off.

I feel like I should tattoo the verses they seem to ignore on their foreheads backwards so they have to see it every time they look in the mirror: Love thy neighbor as thyself and Judge not lest ye be judged. Hypocrites.

Um, but, private industry does everything better than the gubment. Right?

/s

Lol, Like it

The purpose, at least for me, is to find some stupid comedy to make me forget about the stupid world I live in.

Absolutely

CEO's sure like to talk without actually saying anything.

Wow, that looks really cool.

Okay, Junior, when a mummy skeleton and a daddy skeleton love each other very much, they rub their bones together and that's how they make baby skeletons.

The word "pagan" originally just meant "country dweller". The beginning of what would be considered Europe would be ancient Greece, so the 8th century, I guess? Something like 1300 years ago.