Kertyna

joined 3 months ago
[–] Kertyna 22 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Queue that one comic.

[–] Kertyna 4 points 1 month ago

Surely, there would be some sort of diminishing returns, right?

[–] Kertyna 72 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Ok here we go, note, I don't speak German

THIS.
EMERGENCY POWER BUTTON IS NOT ALLOWED TO BE PRESSED BECAUSE THE COFFEE MACHINE HAS TO BE POWERED AT ALL TIMES.

And I agree.

[–] Kertyna 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?"

[–] Kertyna 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Luckily weakness and resistance are the same in English and German.

[–] Kertyna 4 points 1 month ago

The noise they makes is just pure ASMR.

[–] Kertyna 9 points 1 month ago

Oof winter shin!

[–] Kertyna 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But a secret 3rd thing?

[–] Kertyna 47 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Benadryl! Because you can't have allergies if you're unconscious.

[–] Kertyna 2 points 1 month ago

But once my pants are on, I make gold records.

[–] Kertyna 4 points 1 month ago

I wanna throw a miniature pokéball at it.

[–] Kertyna 4 points 1 month ago

Lets-a go! Keep it up, baby!

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