JonsJava

joined 2 years ago

joining the fediverse to bitch about reddit is the same as going on a date, and spending the whole night talking about your ex in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.fmhy.ml 28 points 2 years ago

I mean, ....

You now have a 1 billion $ bounty on your head and every armed man on Earth is on to you. What do you do to survive as long as possible? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.fmhy.ml 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The person to find you could easily claim the bounty. Not like you can contest it....

Journal of an Alien Diplomat - Part 2 in c/hfy@lemmy.world

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.fmhy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

I had to look up "yellow is most flavorful". Wish I hadn't...

Everything is easier said than done in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world

[–] JonsJava@lemmy.fmhy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

"take a breath"