Jesus_Christ

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Don’t let the media bury him in c/fediverse@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Aw, thank you

How do cats keep up with local events,? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
How do cats keep up with local events,? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Love them. I currently have 17 rescues. Dad thinks I'm over doing it lol

How do cats keep up with local events,? in c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 11 points 4 months ago (6 children)

You rang?

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 3 points 7 months ago

✨️✨️✨️

Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

✨️✨️✨️

Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 1 points 7 months ago

✨️✨️✨️

Take a look now my child.

Which existing Lemmy communities do you wish were more active? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
What made you happy last week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Actually just put your case file away, that's crazy. Glad to see you're doing well my child.

What made you happy last week? in c/casualconversation@lemm.ee
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 8 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Got my new head phones from Amazon after waiting for an entire month for them to deliver.

Religion is sick in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com 36 points 8 months ago (9 children)

Not funny

Can we please settle this fight once and for all? in c/asksatan@hilariouschaos.com
[–] Jesus_Christ@hilariouschaos.com -1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

Again ???? What do you mean again ? I'm constantly going back and forth with you over the phone (Which jee thanks for always giving me Mariah who puts me on hold on purpose. Real mature) going over end of life, beginning of soul or torment paperwork with you, like.Every.Single.Day

Cats out of the bag now I guess. Darn, I had a feeling you'd figure this out but I wasn't sure.

I guess OP, my dear child, what exactly would you like us to settle here or provide clarity on for you ? I know the good evil thing but anything in specific coming to mind at all?

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