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There is. Supposedly coming in 2026.

Why does everything have to be a fucking billion Dollar startup? Why can't you just provide a product or service that people actually need and simply live off that? If it runs well, you employ more people with a fair salary, who then pay taxes so everyone gets to be happy. I fucking hate this timeline.

Lucky you! I'm just getting started so I'm not allowed to drink caffeine as it would falsify the effects. The "manual" (Packungsbeilage in German) also says that caffeine can have an adverse effect, making you completely jittery and unable to concentrate. But every person is different and you lucked out I suppose.

Ich meinte in Kombination mit dem Raumangebot. Klar hat man in nem Multivan mehr Platz, aber das ding ist auch so aerodynamisch wie ein Backstein. Und ja, eine Limousine, insbesondere mit nem fließenden Heck, ist schon aerodynamischer. Nur passt da irgendwie halt nichts rein.

Well, that's just cheating! Good one though.

If you don't squeeze them through a bronze thingamajig.

Rewe is absolute garbage in comparison to Edeka. At least here up north. That said, if you have shit impulse control, both Edeka and Rewe will make you poor. That is not necessarily the case for Lidl and Aldi. Plus, the budget brands of Rewe and Edeka are garbage.

Kombis sind halt die beste Form. Sind nicht länger als ein Stufenheck, passt mehr rein, ist aerodynamisch und vor allem ist es kein fucking SUV oder Monstertruck.

Oder man geht halt auf nen 3-Türer, find ich auch nice.

While I also liked the 90s, because that's where the most pivotal part of my childhood took place, I'd never want to go back. That was also the time where air pollution was insane, older kids bullied little children and drank beer on the playgrounds, there was dog shit everywhere, car stereos were constantly stolen, cars were put on bricks to steal the wheels, litter was everywhere, people smoked everywhere etc. etc. Fuck all that. I just wish we could go back to pre internet times. Maybe the beginnings of the internet. That'd be nice.

Problem is, the police belong to these far right cunts. They're part of the problem.

We should start beating up Nazis again though. Unfortunately I am old and out of shape.

Sure, you've read the manual of every rental car you've ever used. K, buddy.

Gimme dem DZ Drops