IDew

joined 2 years ago
[–] IDew@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

It's not just me??!!!

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why exactly are we repeating history

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 6 points 3 days ago

Completely agreed, there are die hard fans in the Graphene community that recommend nothing else than Graphene. Though, most of them just take security serious whereas others may just be looking for cool features and such, aha. One thing I loved on my OnePlus 7 Pro with crDroid was the amount of actual good and useful features it had. Things like: hold power bottom to turn on flashlight when screen is off, just made things so much easier. Now - on the Pixel 9 Pro XL I have to turn on my phone, swipe down, press flashlight and fail to do so 2 times. But - security. Everybody their own opinions, aha.

Thanks to you too for the kind reply!

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 10 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Graphene was just one to name a bunch. But especially GrapheneOS has a very nice and easy install progress. Graphene is very stock android so to say, which isn't very liked among many. I don't even really like it myself - it lacks a lot of customisation. But security wise, you're in control.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago (5 children)

$250??? Damn. GrapheneOS is so easy to install it's hard to even mess up. And free too.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 22 points 1 week ago

(They didn't have 5XL socks in stock)

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Aaaand Jeep is dead to me now.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 25 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

This screams Netherlands

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 29 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What stopped me initially from paying Adobe was the fact that they force you to use their Cloud app which served no purpose to me. A crack doesn't come with Cloud or at least a disabled one... Now that I know you have to pay to cancel, I'm pretty happy that Adobe stuff is easy to crack.

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

I'm offended

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

About to say the same lmao

[–] IDew@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

These little ones are pretty small for the amount of lovely sound they produce!

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by IDew@lemm.ee to c/meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works
 

Update: I got banned from hexbear and grad lmao

 

So recently I stumbled across a post saying that the vomiting emoji (🤮) looks like it was giving head to Shrek. I had to start furiously jerking off while looking at vomiting emoji on Google images due to my overwhelming ogre fetish. The way the emoji is sucking Shrek's massive cock makes me horny as fuck. I continued beating my meat to this one image for twelve minutes straight until I finally came, then I realized what I had masturbated to.

I literally cannot unsee it so every time I saw the vomiting emoji I was forced to think about Shrek blowjob. One time while I was at work, but then I saw a 🤮 emoji, I instantly started jerking off because of how hot this image really is. People were shocked at first but when I told them it's ogre blowjob they all started masturbating together. Eventually I got fired for causing all this mess.

This could all be prevented if the vomiting emoji didn't look like someone giving head to Shrek. Please make it look less erotic so this doesn't happen again.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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